Lizzi Von DooLittle (vondoolittle) wrote,
Lizzi Von DooLittle

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Bizarre Things of our time...


Once upon a time there has a young TOILET CLEANER named BENJAMIN. He was JOLLY PUKING in the SPARKLY forest when he met PRETTY RODRIGUEZ, a run-away ACTOR from the ROTTEN Queen MARJORY.

BENJAMIN could see that PRETTY RODRIGUEZ was hungry so he reached into his SMELLY and give him his SHARP CHOCOLATE. PRETTY RODRIGUEZ was thankful for BENJAMIN's CHOCOLATE, so he told BENJAMIN a very BLACK story about Queen MARJORY's daughter JESSICA. How her mother, the ROTTEN Queen MARJORY, kept her locked away in a TOWER BLOCK protected by a gigantic FLUFFY BAT, because JESSICA was so TWINKLY.

BENJAMIN WHIPPED. He vowed to PRETTY RODRIGUEZ the ACTOR that he would save the TWINKLY JESSICA. He would VIBRATE the FLUFFY BAT, and take JESSICA far away from her eveil mother, the ROTTEN Queen MARJORY, and SPANK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DIRTY LIGHTNING STRIKE and PRETTY RODRIGUEZ the ACTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FLUFFY BAT from his story. ROTTEN Queen MARJORY THWACKED out from behind a WOODEN SPOON and struck BENJAMIN dead. In the far off TOWER BLOCK you could hear a WHEEEEEEEE!!.


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