"I have painted the utility room chinese jade".
I'm sure it looks very nice...but she never sends me decent texts...they're always random stuff or one word replies to my elaborately phrased, multi-part questions...
Really frustrating...especially when I have VERY LOW CREDIT!!!
(Mother are you reading this?)
UPDATE: (20 mins after posting this)
"A sqirrel ran across jhe roof!" (sic)
...maybe this should become a regular "Text Quote of the Day" feature...