Poor Old Scratchy!!
I can play him sideways on my lap like a guitar, I can play him standing up like he's a double bass, I can make horrible splintering wood noises on the back of him if I loosen my bow a bit...
I'm going to spend the weekend trying to play him with bow and shoulder strap to see if I can move about a bit - rather than just the 'double bass' jazz spin lol!
Should be fun... Not too bothered anyway as he needs new strings, new bridge, major overhaul, electric pickup etc...
*grin*
In other news, I'm thinking of putting together an avant-garde cabaret band. Watch this space!