September 20th, 2003

darwinesque

Arg!!

Shiver me timbers!

I be avin a spot o bother wi me jib...and me booms a bit rusty too...arg!!

Me mizzen mast be stuck at a funny angle...an me rum be empty...arg!!

The cap'n has been washed ashore on this furren land...an i's needin an efty dose o rum ta fix me achin ead...where be the cabin boy when ye need im? Arg!!

You are a Pirate Second Class

Do you remember the last time you took a chance? I do. It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light.
It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do.
You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your Guy friends who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as yerself, what with all the bumps and stuff.
It's a good thing ye be on a pirate ship, otherwise, ye'd would be walkin' because ye be positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.




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darwinesque

*grumble*

I'm all cranky because I just woke up and I wanted to go in town.

My alarm clock is really f**king irritating...it's one of those cheapo 5 quid jobs, that's not even 24hr...just has a dot in the bottom left to indicate it's afternoon...and the alarm set/time set buttons are too close together on the right on top of the thing. When I wake up half asleep and put the alarm on another hour I always bugger it up and mess up the clock settings as well...

...and the godawful meep meep racket it makes drives me insane...waking up to that noise makes me grrr so much at it that I swear at it and call it names....then put the time on the alarm out of spite, so that I can sleep a bit more after being so rudely disturbed.

/rant off.

I've had a cup of tea, I'm sort of awake...and I'm beginning to settle a bit now.

Not sure if I can be arsed going out tonight...might do tommorrow...and just spend some time banging nails in walls to hang pictures, or doing a bit of drawing/reading this evening instead.

*grumble*

Oh, and the later series of The Hoobs is currently airing on C4. They've changed their voices...they don't sound hooby-groovy enough anymore...it's pissing me off.

*wanders off*

Screw my promise not to do any quizzes for a week... :

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