Here we are then:
"Experience a new perspective".
"We can achieve amazing things when we work together".
"Sometimes its what we don't know that matters most". - This made me laugh as it was printed on an envelope that had the address scribbled over and handwritten on it was 'Return to Sender - Moved last year'. Irony.
And in HUGE letters, filling the screen with no view of anything else was:
"UNIVERSAL ORDER WILL BRING PEACE AND PROSPERITY"
I concluded that it was possibly a grand plan by some chinese takeaway - someone orders everything and they earn loads of cash at once...
Which led me onto this joke that a workmate told me when telling them about it...
What does the Zen Buddhist say in a kebab shop?
"Make me one with everything".
Oh dear... So I am off to meet Julia for a huge cocoa in Joint, then probably on to theatre to see what's up there...
*tootles out door*