(I daren't invite these scary ladies into my room - my mother would never forgive me, but I would have been begging for them a few months back... I believe I was actually. Oops!)
I'm hoping I can tantalise your taste buds with an interestingly juicy request. I work on the UK television programme 'How Clean Is Your House?' and we are currently filming our 3rd series.
I hope you know the format of the show but if not here's a quick idea. 'How Clean Is Your House?'™ is a factual entertainment show in which residents of dirt infested homes invite our two expert grime-busters Kim and Aggie in to help clean up their property.
So if you think your vampyres lair is beyond nightmarish or you just can't remove that stubborn blood stain from your carpet and the dust of a 1000 years is beginning to choke your throat then you need to contact us. Or maybe you would like to nominate a fellow vampyre whose dusty coffin is making your coughing unbearable...
Either way don't hesitate to get in touch by anyway you choose and remember... ...Kim and Aggie are just dying to get their teeth stuck in. I look forward to your responses asap.
tel: 01494 733 606