Lizzi Von DooLittle (vondoolittle) wrote,
Lizzi Von DooLittle
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Whinge/Whinge/Wankers/Work/Whatnot/WHAT??? (I am a badger) ... and Wah hey...WOOF!!!

I NEVER GET TO READ MY OWN MAGAZINES FIRST!!

Sodding typical. I've just got in from college with my copy of The Guardian and Mojo (Johnny Cash issue - cover cd with Nick Cave and whatnot on)...

And guess what - before I've had a chance to even turn the first page, my mother has borrowed it off to the kitchen to look at herself!!!

Honestly!!

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MASSIVE MEAT PACKAGE

Found a big box in the kitchen yesterday labelled 'Well Hung Meat Company'. Mother has ordered a whole load of sausages and steaks from HERE!

Organic Farm, it says. That's nice. So she can feel much better and healthier for eating all that lololol!!

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SODDING PHONE!

Once again, it's only a week to pay day and my mobile phone has once again been cut off. I can only send and recieve texts and calls are incoming only. This sucks big dogs cock. If anyone wants to actually talk to me rather than waste time texting you'll have to text me and I'll have to ring you back on the loftline sometime between 8pm and 9pm in the evening. Or I can take incoming calls if not busy - I can still RECIEVE calls at least...

*grumble*

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THAT LOOMING PSYCHO ESSAY

Doesn't have to be in till 2nd November I've found out today. This is good. It means I can have a worry free night at work because I thought it had to be in tommorrow and haven't even started it.

It also means I can party all weekend and do it later next week as it's:

1. Half Term ie. no college
2. I have the week off work. ie. No nightshift/4 hr a day sleep pattern!!

WOO HOO!!

I'll bet I still need an extension come 1st Nov tho....



*cup of tea needed now*

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CONFOOZLED!!

My mother just asked me if I had been a badger in a previous life. She's watching some nature programme in the front room right now and thinks I might have been one because they go to bed in the morning.

*shrugs*

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